tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64233668349894609892011-12-10T07:34:03.642-08:00PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.comBlogger4911100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-72670291558661346162009-10-22T14:55:00.000-07:002009-10-22T15:00:55.683-07:00Quem disse que a TPM dá só em mulheres?<br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tIDYm4cXyHg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tIDYm4cXyHg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br />Cuidado, homem com TPM, detesta até carinho no pinto.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7267029155866134616?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-88419485953859423062009-10-21T13:18:00.000-07:002009-10-21T13:24:51.403-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Porque as mulheres enlouquecem os homens</span><br /><br />Mulher - Onde você vai?<br />Homem - Vou sair um pouco.<br />Mulher - Vai de carro?<br />Homem - Sim.<br />Mulher - Tem gasolina?<br />Homem - Sim. . . . Coloquei.<br />Mulher - Vai demorar?<br />Homem - Não. . . Coisa de uma hora.<br />Mulher - Vai a algum lugar específico?<br />Homem - Não. . . Só rodar por aí.<br />Mulher - Não prefere ir a pé?<br />Homem - Não. . . Vou de carro.<br />Mulher - Traz um sorvete pra mim!<br />Homem - Trago. . . . Que sabor?<br />Mulher - Manga.<br />Homem - Ok. . . Na volta eu passo e compro.<br />Mulher - Na volta?<br />Homem - Sim. . . Senão derrete.<br />Mulher - Passa lá, compra e deixa aqui. .<br />Homem - Não. . . Melhor não! Na volta. . . É rápido!<br />Mulher - Ahhhhh!<br />Homem - Quando eu voltar eu tomo com você!<br />Mulher - Mas você não gosta de manga!<br />Homem - Eu compro outro. . De outro sabor.<br />Mulher - Aí fica caro. . . Traz de cupuaçu!<br />Homem - Eu não gosto também.<br />Mulher - Traz de chocolate. . . Nós dois gostamos.<br />Homem - Ok! Beijo. . . Volto logo. . . .<br />Mulher - Ei!<br />Homem - O que?<br />Mulher - Chocolate não. . . Flocos. . .<br />Homem - Não gosto de flocos!<br />Mulher - Então traz de manga prá mim e o que quiser prá você.<br />Homem - Foi o que sugeri desde o começo!<br />Mulher - Você está sendo irônico?<br />Homem - Não tô não! Vou indo.<br />Mulher - Vem aqui me dar um beijo de despedida!<br />Homem - Querida! Eu volto logo. . . Depois.<br />Mulher - Depois não. . . Quero agora!<br />Homem - Tá bom! (Beijo. )<br />Mulher - Vai com o seu ou com o meu carro?<br />Homem - Com o meu.<br />Mulher - Vai com o meu. . . Tem cd player. . . O seu não!<br />Homem - Não vou ouvir música. . . Vou espairecer. . .<br />Mulher - Tá precisando?<br />Homem - Não sei. . . Vou ver quando sair!<br />Mulher - Demora não!<br />Homem - É rápido. . . (Abre a porta de casa. )<br />Mulher - Ei!<br />Homem - Que foi agora?<br />Mulher - Nossa! Que grosso! Vai embora!<br />Homem - Calma. . . Estou tentando sair e não consigo!<br />Mulher - Porque quer ir sozinho? Vai encontrar alguém?<br />Homem - O que quer dizer?<br />Mulher - Nada. . . Nada não!<br />Homem - Vem cá. . . Acha que estou te traindo?<br />Mulher - Não. . . Claro que não. . . . Mas sabe como é?<br />Homem - Como é o quê?<br />Mulher - Homens!<br />Homem - Generalizando ou falando de mim?<br />Mulher - Generalizando.<br />Homem - Então não é meu caso. . . Sabe que eu não faria isso!<br />Mulher - Tá bom. . . Então vai.<br />Homem - Vou.<br />Mulher - Ei!<br />Homem - Que foi, cacete?<br />Mulher - Leva o celular, estúpido!<br />Homem - Prá quê? Prá você ficar me ligando?<br />Mulher - Não. Caso aconteça algo, estará com celular.<br />Homem - Não. . . Pode deixar. . .<br />Mulher - Olha. . . Desculpa pela desconfiança, estou com saudade, só isso!<br />Homem - Ok, meu amor. Desculpe-me se fui grosso. Tá. . Eu te amo!<br />Mulher - Eu também! Posso futricar no seu celular?<br />Homem - Prá quê?<br />Mulher - Sei lá! Joguinho!<br />Homem - Você quer meu celular prá jogar?<br />Mulher - É.<br />Homem - Tem certeza?<br />Mulher - Sim.<br />Homem - Liga o computador. . . Lá tem um monte de joguinhos!<br />Mulher - Não sei mexer naquela lata velha!<br />Homem - Lata velha? Comprei pra a gente mês passado!<br />Mulher - Tá. . Ok. . Então leva o celular senão eu vou futricar. . .<br />Homem - Pode mexer então. . . Não tem nada lá mesmo. . .<br />Mulher - É?<br />Homem - É.<br />Mulher - Então onde está?<br />Homem - O quê?<br />Mulher - O que deveria estar no celular mas não está. . .<br />Homem - Como!?<br />Mulher - Nada! Esquece!<br />Homem - Tá nervosa?<br />Mulher - Não. . . Tô não. . .<br />Homem - Então vou!<br />Mulher - Ei!<br />Homem - O que ééééééé, caralho?<br />Mulher - Não quero mais sorvete não!<br />Homem - Ah é?<br />Mulher - É!<br />Homem - Então eu também não vou sair mais não!<br />Mulher - Ah é?<br />Homem - É.<br />Mulher - Oba! Vai ficar comigo?<br />Homem - Não vou não. . . Cansei. . . Vou dormir!<br />Mulher - Prefere dormir do que ficar comigo?<br />Homem - Não. . . Vou dormir, só isso!<br />Mulher - Está nervoso?<br />Homem - Claro, porra!<br />Mulher - Porque você não vai dar uma volta para espairecer?<br />Homem - Ah, vai tomar no cu. . .<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vWN1sPmuJQo/SmpTrggUfYI/AAAAAAAABQg/GSgdzxi1W14/s320/macaco-serio.jpg" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vWN1sPmuJQo/SmpTrggUfYI/AAAAAAAABQg/GSgdzxi1W14/s320/macaco-serio.jpg" /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8841948595385942306?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-89491518264034173042009-10-21T13:05:00.000-07:002009-10-21T13:15:14.787-07:00Apesar da desgraça que as chuvas que inundaram São Paulo causaram, sempre tem um tentando tirar proveito da melhor forma:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/St9qjHG4u1I/AAAAAAAAAiY/oO7SY46-OTQ/s1600-h/21102009134652g.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 482px; height: 303px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/St9qjHG4u1I/AAAAAAAAAiY/oO7SY46-OTQ/s400/21102009134652g.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395148030049041234" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Cadê</span> o chinelo? </span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8949151826403417304?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-38741328161251653252009-10-20T09:21:00.000-07:002009-10-20T09:27:09.693-07:00E se a gente risse igual, aquelas risadinhas do msn( ahuahuhau, kakaka, etc)? Como seria hein?<br />Dá uma olhada aí:<br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HIPwUW4GLLA&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HIPwUW4GLLA&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br />HAHAHA...<span style="font-style: italic;">Ronaldo</span>!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3874132816125165325?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-86241884625027342892009-10-19T18:02:00.000-07:002009-10-19T18:04:15.101-07:00Tem um perfil no Twitter? Siga o <a href="http://twitter.com/AstinFun">AstinFun</a>...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://twitter.com/AstinFun"><img alt="http://blogs.jovempan.uol.com.br/nilsoncesar/files/2009/08/twiter.jpg" src="http://blogs.jovempan.uol.com.br/nilsoncesar/files/2009/08/twiter.jpg" /></a><br /><br />...<br /></div><img src="file:///C:/Users/PEDROA%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png" alt="" /><img src="file:///C:/Users/PEDROA%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.png" alt="" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8624188462502734289?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-14600893693451165432009-10-19T17:23:00.000-07:002009-10-19T17:26:12.140-07:00<div style="text-align: center;">Você gosta de piada?<br /><br />Então enche um saco de pinto e sai andando...<br /><br /><img alt="http://neurovisao.zip.net/images/gatoRindo.jpg" src="http://neurovisao.zip.net/images/gatoRindo.jpg" /><br /><br />HEHEHE<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1460089369345116543?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-32633943275798816312009-10-19T16:36:00.001-07:002009-10-21T13:41:28.268-07:00O homem jogando o buquê de flores no fim do casório:<br /><br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zk0KMHRQ4WU&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zk0KMHRQ4WU&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br />É que nem jogar um monte de bosta...<br />...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3263394327579881631?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-75738319554591583982009-10-18T15:33:00.000-07:002009-10-18T15:37:05.775-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br />Navegando atoa, olha só o que eu achei:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/StuYUdEMgJI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/RHIqoxnYDDI/s1600-h/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/StuYUdEMgJI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/RHIqoxnYDDI/s400/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394072455873331346" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Clique na imagem para ampliar.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7573831955459158398?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-995831384959475692009-10-07T16:39:00.000-07:002009-10-07T16:52:38.886-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/Ss0n8Bm4hnI/AAAAAAAAAiI/ABjN921Y2wk/s1600-h/salvando-a-terra-5356.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 469px; height: 352px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/Ss0n8Bm4hnI/AAAAAAAAAiI/ABjN921Y2wk/s400/salvando-a-terra-5356.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390008241209509490" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><div> </div><h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Saiba como incluir na sua rotina ações simples que fazem uma enorme diferença</span></h2><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="display: block; text-align: left;" id="sPag1"><br /><div style="margin-top: 5px; font-size: 10px;"><em></em></div> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div id="content_hidden" style="display: none; text-align: left;"> O que você fez para combater o aquecimento global hoje? Vários gestos seus, ao longo do dia, poderiam ajudar a diminuir a emissão de gás carbônico que castiga o nosso planeta. Na Itália, por exemplo, a principal companhia de energia elétrica dispensou o uso de terno e gravata pelos funcionários a fim de diminuir o uso do ar-condicionado. <p>Nos Estados Unidos, milhões de pessoas participam do movimento 18seconds.org, que incentiva a troca de uma lâmpada convencional por uma fluorescente, e já poupou a emissão de 11,25 milhões de toneladas de CO2.</p> <p>Na cidade americana de Boulder há um imposto contra o aquecimento global. Lá, os moradores pagam uma taxa extra na conta de luz para cada kilowatt consumido. O objetivo é incentivar a economia de energia. Se você quer cooperar também, veja as dicas da ONG Iniciativa Verde:</p> <p><strong>ATITUDES QUE MINIMIZAM O EFEITO ESTUFA</strong><br />- Troque o passeio de carro por uma caminhada ou pela bicicleta. O carro é um dos campeões da emissão de gases que pioram o efeito estufa.<br />- Tome menos banho quente e poupe a energia que aqueceria a água.<br />- Não deixe a água correndo ao escovar os dentes ou lavar louças. E nunca use água corrente para lavar calçadas, quintais, carros. Utilizando um balde, você evita que grande quantidade de água potável vá para o ralo.<br />- Desligue da tomada a TV, o som e o DVD quando não estiver usando: isso reduz a emissão anual de CO2.<br />- No calor, prefira ventiladores ao ar-condicionado e abuse dos leques. Você economizará energia</p> <p><em>(*) Trecho da seção "Jornal da AnaMaria", editada por Vanessa Vieira, com Bruna Menegueço, Lígia Scalise, Lika Rodrol e Lorena Verli</em></p> </div><div style="text-align: left;"> O que você fez para combater o aquecimento global hoje? Vários gestos seus, ao longo do dia, poderiam ajudar a diminuir a emissão de gás carbônico que castiga o nosso planeta. Na Itália, por exemplo, a principal companhia de energia elétrica dispensou o uso de terno e gravata pelos funcionários a fim de diminuir o uso do ar-condicionado. </div><p style="text-align: left;">Nos Estados Unidos, milhões de pessoas participam do movimento 18seconds.org, que incentiva a troca de uma lâmpada convencional por uma fluorescente, e já poupou a emissão de 11,25 milhões de toneladas de CO2.</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;">Na cidade americana de Boulder há um imposto contra o aquecimento global. Lá, os moradores pagam uma taxa extra na conta de luz para cada kilowatt consumido. O objetivo é incentivar a economia de energia. Se você quer cooperar também, veja as dicas da ONG Iniciativa Verde:</p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>ATITUDES QUE MINIMIZAM O EFEITO ESTUFA</strong></p><p style="text-align: left;"><br />- Troque o passeio de carro por uma caminhada ou pela bicicleta. O carro é um dos campeões da emissão de gases que pioram o efeito estufa.<br />- Tome menos banho quente e poupe a energia que aqueceria a água.<br />- Não deixe a água correndo ao escovar os dentes ou lavar louças. E nunca use água corrente para lavar calçadas, quintais, carros. Utilizando um balde, você evita que grande quantidade de água potável vá para o ralo.<br />- Desligue da tomada a TV, o som e o DVD quando não estiver usando: isso reduz a emissão anual de CO2.</p><p style="text-align: left;">- No calor, prefira ventiladores ao ar-condicionado e abuse dos leques. Você economizará energia</p><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Fonte: <a href="http://planetasustentavel.abril.com.br/">Planeta Sustentável</a></span><br /></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-99583138495947569?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-33242331362478565572009-10-01T12:16:00.000-07:002009-10-01T12:31:00.568-07:00Pô galera! Tem um blog fantástico bombando na net! Vejam e deixem um comentário sobre o Blog!É do meu amigo Fujiro Nakombi.<br /><a href="http://oceankimo.blogspot.com/"><br /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Pcfj_4riUI8/R0RTwLDqB6I/AAAAAAAAAN4/EUeKSaSbI2Y/s400/Funny%2Bjapanese%2Bpic04.jpg" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Pcfj_4riUI8/R0RTwLDqB6I/AAAAAAAAAN4/EUeKSaSbI2Y/s400/Funny%2Bjapanese%2Bpic04.jpg" /><br /><br />Esta aí o link:<br /><a href="http://oceankimo.blogspot.com/"><br />Ocean Kimo</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Aproveitando esse post, queria lembrar vocês que se tiverem alguma idéia legal, um vídeo divertido, etc, mandem nos via email(piquizera@hotmail.com) com o nome que a gente posta aqui</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">. Ok?!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3324233136247856557?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-59020859604250547012009-10-01T11:28:00.000-07:002009-10-01T11:36:16.087-07:00Queridos <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Astinfunautas</span>, pedimos desculpas pela falta de <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">postagens</span> nos <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">últimos</span> 8 meses. O blogs estava sem <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">manutenção</span> a muito tempo. Mas não se preocupem, porque a alegria estará de volta em breve!<br /><br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Já</span> pensou como seria a narração de um arrastão no rádio? Comentem...<br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2_CtAoVC_wQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2_CtAoVC_wQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5902085960425054701?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-37410432517277369442009-07-05T15:58:00.001-07:002009-07-05T15:58:43.481-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 13px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">Um sujeito vai visitar um amigo deputado federal e aproveita para lhe pedir um emprego para o seu filho que tinha acabado de completar o supletivo do 1º grau.</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Eu tenho uma vaga de assessor, só que o salário não é muito bom...</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Quanto doutor?</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Pouco mais de 10 mil reais!</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Dez Mil!!!!???? Mas é muito dinheiro para o garoto! Ele não vai saber o que fazer com tudo isso não, doutor!!!! Não tem uma vaguinha mais modesta?</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Só se for para trabalhar na assembléia. Meio período e eles estão pagando só 7 mil!</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Ainda é muito doutor! Isso vai acabar estragando o menino!</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Bom, então tenho uma de consultor. Estão pagando 5 mil reais por mês, serve?</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Isso tudo é muito ainda, doutor. O Senhor não tem um emprego que pagasse uns mil e quinhentos ou até dois mil reais???</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Verdana; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana; "><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#444444;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Arial; ">- Ter eu até que tenho, </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; ">mas aí é </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">só por concurso</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; "> e é </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">para quem tem curso superior</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; ">, </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">pós-graduação</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; "> ou </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">mestrado</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; ">, </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">bons</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; "> </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">conhecimentos em informática</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; ">,</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">domínio da língua portuguesa</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; ">, </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">fluência em inglês e espanhol</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; "> e </span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: Arial; ">conhecimentos gerais</span></span><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; ">... além do mais, ele terá que </span></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:sans serif;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red; font-family: 'sans serif'; ">COMPARECER AO TRABALHO TODOS OS DIAS...</span></span></b></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3741043251727736944?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com51tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-22045587569800133002009-03-02T09:05:00.000-08:002009-03-02T09:17:10.851-08:00<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2sWSerx84iQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2sWSerx84iQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Seja o que for que deram para ele, aposto que não foi anestesia.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-2204558756980013300?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jacinto Leite Jorrar.noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-54068241544712230982009-02-09T16:53:00.000-08:002009-02-09T16:55:36.567-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">Vê aí então uaai!<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Profile.aspx?uid=9288121084918413260">Eu to curioso!</a></span><br /><br />ehuaheuhAUehU!<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">PS:Posta Cansado!!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5406824154471223098?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-76938442513657221862009-01-24T13:34:00.000-08:002009-01-24T13:35:21.433-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-suUYDmUvMM&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-suUYDmUvMM&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7693844251365722186?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-43172145704879700442009-01-23T10:28:00.001-08:002009-01-23T10:29:53.279-08:00<div><br /></div><div>Dentr de um pequeno cochilo...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hV-LedE0IjQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hV-LedE0IjQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-4317214570487970044?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-2226393302624453302009-01-22T13:53:00.000-08:002009-01-22T13:55:32.064-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SXjrQLEW5zI/AAAAAAAAAF8/LlE4AUH172M/s1600-h/ATgAAABDKMVxw0bGudPcdYhR6SsoZFQcQ8AyuTIzqzeLjnO1vk74YhGNdlDjOXyT9aiYCsx1-wWozMFBHy2AtkTL-x8qAJtU9VC26ZYkgAhFAd-f7uGslf1KpBUpJQ.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 198px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SXjrQLEW5zI/AAAAAAAAAF8/LlE4AUH172M/s320/ATgAAABDKMVxw0bGudPcdYhR6SsoZFQcQ8AyuTIzqzeLjnO1vk74YhGNdlDjOXyT9aiYCsx1-wWozMFBHy2AtkTL-x8qAJtU9VC26ZYkgAhFAd-f7uGslf1KpBUpJQ.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294240025055520562" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-222639330262445330?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-75700367952991995942009-01-19T21:13:00.001-08:002009-01-19T21:13:55.641-08:00<div><br /></div><div>*Como se escreve zero em algarismos romanos???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que os Flintstones comemoravam o Natal se eles viviam</div><div>numa época antes de Cristo??</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que os filmes de batalha espaciais tem explosões tão</div><div>barulhentas, se o som não se propaga no vácuo???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Se depois do banho estamos limpos porque lavamos a</div><div>toalha???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Como é que a gente sabe que a carne de chester é de chester</div><div>se nunca ninguém viu um chester??? (vc já viu um chester? )</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que quando aparece no computador a frase 'Teclado Não</div><div>Instalado', o fabricante pede p/ apertar qualquer tecla???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Se os homens são todos iguais, por que as mulheres escolhem</div><div>tanto???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que a palavra 'Grande' é menor do que a palavra</div><div>Pequeno'???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que 'Separado' se escreve tudo junto e 'Tudo junto' se</div><div>escreve separado???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Se o vinho é líquido, como pode existir vinho seco???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que as luas dos outros planetas tem nome, mas a nossa é</div><div>chamada só de lua???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que quando a gente liga p/ um número errado nunca dá</div><div>ocupado???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que as pessoas apertam o controle remoto com mais</div><div>força, quando a pilha está fraca???</div><div><br /></div><div>* O instituto que emite os certificados de qualidade ISO 9002,</div><div>tem</div><div>qualidade certificada por quem???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Quando inventaram o relógio, como sabiam que horas eram,</div><div>para poder acertá-lo???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Se a ciência consegue desvendar até os mistérios do DNA,</div><div>porque</div><div>ninguém descobriu ainda a fórmula da Coca-Cola???</div><div><br /></div><div>*Como foi que a placa 'É</div><div>Proibido Pisar na Grama' foi colocada</div><div>lá???</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que quando alguém nos pede que ajudemos a procurar um</div><div>objeto perdido, temos a mania de perguntar: 'Onde foi que você perdeu?'</div><div><br /></div><div>* Por que tem gente que acorda os outros para perguntar se</div><div>estavam dormindo???</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>* Se o Pato Donald não usa calças, por que ele amarra uma</div><div>toalha na cintura quando sai do banho???</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7570036795299199594?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-6609230587219906872009-01-19T16:52:00.000-08:002009-01-19T16:53:03.361-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_tH8pwI5Npg&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_tH8pwI5Npg&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-660923058721990687?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-73101923608094778262009-01-18T18:34:00.001-08:002009-01-18T18:34:59.191-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cu7OtFF7VAQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cu7OtFF7VAQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7310192360809477826?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-85459765123741379102009-01-18T18:29:00.001-08:002009-01-18T18:29:59.561-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sG-HWL7SYi4&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sG-HWL7SYi4&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8545976512374137910?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-41684628920064604442009-01-16T16:30:00.000-08:002009-01-16T16:33:03.697-08:001 advogado = um doutor<br />2 advogados = um escritório<br />3 advogados = uma reunião<br />4 advogados = uma quadrilha<br /><br />1 arquiteto = uma bicha<br />2 arquitetos = uma bicha e um carnavalesco<br />3 arquitetos = uma bicha, um carnavalesco e um cabeleireiro<br />4 arquitetos = uma festa gay<br /><br />1 carioca = 1 surfista<br />2 cariocas = 2 surfistas<br />3 cariocas = 1 boca de fumo<br />4 cariocas = um arrastão<br /><br />1 gaúcho = um cabra macho, tchê !<br />2 gaúchos = uma briga de faca<br />3 gaúchos = um rodeio<br />4 gaúchos = uma parada gay<br /><br />1 baiano = um escritor famoso<br />2 baianos = uma luta de capoeira<br />3 baianos = um grupo de axé<br />4 baianos = um terreiro de macumba<br /><br />1 paulista = uma micro-indústria<br />2 paulistas = uma indústria de médio porte<br />3 paulistas = uma indústria de grande porte<br />4 paulistas = uma catástrofe ecológica<br /><br />1 paraíba = um porteiro<br />2 paraíbas = repentistas tirando versos<br />3 paraíbas = um canteiro de obras<br />4 paraíbas = um caminhão de pau-de-arara indo para São Paulo<br /><br />1 chinês = uma lavanderia<br />2 chineses = uma pastelaria<br />3 chineses = uma equipe de pingue-pongue<br />4 chineses = uma explosão demográfica<br /><br />1 italiano = um jornaleiro<br />2 italianos = uma pizzaria<br />3 italianos = um ensaio de ópera<br />4 italianos = novela das oito<br /><br />1 argentino = um filho da puta<br />2 argentinos = dois filhos da puta<br />3 argentinos = tres filhos da puta<br />4 argentinos = quatro filhos da puta<br /><br />1 petista = um idealista<br />2 petistas = dois companheiros<br />3 petistas = bando de terroristas<br />4 petistas = turma do mensalão.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-4168462892006460444?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-66862134531328140972009-01-15T14:24:00.000-08:002009-01-15T14:25:15.255-08:00<a 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center;">Pra quem nunca viu o video do Lasse Gjertsen!</div><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JzqumbhfxRo&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JzqumbhfxRo&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6387068754236587482?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-79641231639553176512009-01-09T09:32:00.000-08:002009-01-09T09:33:02.893-08:00<object width="480" 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-9046407611270005318?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-36966984005496373782008-12-27T10:31:00.001-08:002008-12-27T10:31:36.126-08:00<iframe width="339" height="299" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="http://charges.uol.com.br/charge-share/2008/12/23/natal-pedidos-dificeis-de-2008/"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3696698400549637378?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-44750548213006524192008-12-27T07:54:00.000-08:002008-12-27T07:55:47.927-08:00<b>O Homem é o único animal que consegue manter um relacionamento com a presa que pretende comer . <img src="http://img3.orkut.com/img/smiley/i_wink.gif" alt="" border="0" /></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-4475054821300652419?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-17852243258313279832008-12-27T07:34:00.000-08:002008-12-27T07:35:11.471-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVZLJ5udfvI/AAAAAAAAAW8/dlGf1E_WpJ4/s1600-h/Untitled+1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVZLJ5udfvI/AAAAAAAAAW8/dlGf1E_WpJ4/s400/Untitled+1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284493846252453618" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1785224325831327983?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-86186451277936760832008-12-26T14:37:00.000-08:002008-12-26T14:38:16.048-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVVcul9dDxI/AAAAAAAAAFk/QTs8XGQfb5s/s1600-h/ATgAAACRw-T6J78ML_9MwMm5NDZMtEMbxl20h4rAABMsAQCuRAqN-WaDNQUfBb8H25cze6x2HuFIwTRIngUeaWSSONgCAJtU9VBvHHRaTX_5jFedCGj3He52S5PmnA.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVVcul9dDxI/AAAAAAAAAFk/QTs8XGQfb5s/s320/ATgAAACRw-T6J78ML_9MwMm5NDZMtEMbxl20h4rAABMsAQCuRAqN-WaDNQUfBb8H25cze6x2HuFIwTRIngUeaWSSONgCAJtU9VBvHHRaTX_5jFedCGj3He52S5PmnA.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284231693322751762" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8618645127793676083?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-8282098682148308392008-12-26T14:36:00.001-08:002008-12-26T14:36:57.202-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVVce7D3WDI/AAAAAAAAAFc/FmuiIk2MZBg/s1600-h/ATgAAABCbV_k2b95XVuqusFhc7YbrGsYuSsdrHGbLzoO-rwFdvDm2u6qII9C2TyL80palifUeeUmK5cTuNMHlM_G8G3vAJtU9VB6l7VIWyJY5laotqXRKRvlFpcIoA.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVVce7D3WDI/AAAAAAAAAFc/FmuiIk2MZBg/s320/ATgAAABCbV_k2b95XVuqusFhc7YbrGsYuSsdrHGbLzoO-rwFdvDm2u6qII9C2TyL80palifUeeUmK5cTuNMHlM_G8G3vAJtU9VB6l7VIWyJY5laotqXRKRvlFpcIoA.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284231424108877874" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-828209868214830839?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-575995461390775102008-12-26T14:35:00.001-08:002008-12-26T14:36:11.359-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVVcR0JVpYI/AAAAAAAAAFU/zg-gEFn5vs4/s1600-h/ATgAAACWo-ihegmBw-UhCSrn3vvCmaaeUG6qr5oDTzUqwa-DIK_qPCjVBtqez66DV19otZyAe5cF0xQFkg72EUhTbil5AJtU9VDutANaBaYto3excOOsVo8qnOcNfA.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVVcR0JVpYI/AAAAAAAAAFU/zg-gEFn5vs4/s320/ATgAAACWo-ihegmBw-UhCSrn3vvCmaaeUG6qr5oDTzUqwa-DIK_qPCjVBtqez66DV19otZyAe5cF0xQFkg72EUhTbil5AJtU9VDutANaBaYto3excOOsVo8qnOcNfA.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284231198914487682" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-57599546139077510?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-87396012579911477352008-12-26T13:23:00.000-08:002008-12-26T13:24:29.151-08:00<div>Pro google um detetive é :</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVVLaJBAztI/AAAAAAAAAW0/jZlFHzwRQyQ/s1600-h/detetive.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVVLaJBAztI/AAAAAAAAAW0/jZlFHzwRQyQ/s400/detetive.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284212650257993426" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8739601257991147735?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-18693554732566629162008-12-24T10:15:00.000-08:002008-12-24T10:28:49.077-08:00Camisinha pra Jumento:<br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OW12pxzJBB4&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OW12pxzJBB4&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br />...<br /><br /><br />Honda Civic<br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aNdPn9F3d-I&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aNdPn9F3d-I&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />...<br /><br />BMW M5<br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gKqJ2FTlZi8&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gKqJ2FTlZi8&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br />...<br /><br />3 em 1!!<br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQpdWQD6pIE&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQpdWQD6pIE&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br />...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1869355473256662916?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-7489340466523714342008-12-24T07:03:00.000-08:002008-12-24T07:06:34.351-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVJP0OnOyEI/AAAAAAAAAWs/YCsP_fgGBd8/s1600-h/pt+1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVJP0OnOyEI/AAAAAAAAAWs/YCsP_fgGBd8/s400/pt+1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283373071553448002" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVJPiB-cEtI/AAAAAAAAAWk/6r6xP7LQk_8/s1600-h/pt+2.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SVJPiB-cEtI/AAAAAAAAAWk/6r6xP7LQk_8/s400/pt+2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283372758923481810" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-748934046652371434?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-61798038633430260852008-12-23T08:31:00.000-08:002008-12-23T08:34:00.763-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVESzJXioWI/AAAAAAAAAEM/MtLn8in34mU/s1600-h/031_moment.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" 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src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVESym57vhI/AAAAAAAAADs/v7g_Mj-_gBM/s320/012_moment.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283024498528599570" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVESk5SEegI/AAAAAAAAADk/-JAoZEW4zJU/s1600-h/011_moment.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SVESk5SEegI/AAAAAAAAADk/-JAoZEW4zJU/s320/011_moment.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283024262943504898" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6179803863343026085?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-87209418642922460212008-12-23T05:35:00.000-08:002008-12-23T05:38:29.333-08:00<h1 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Gostosa Leva Bala na Cabeça e Passa Mal no Rio</span></h1><br /><br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KuRnm1eMSGo&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KuRnm1eMSGo&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Trágico!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8720941864292246021?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-63220691046840556272008-12-22T07:32:00.000-08:002008-12-22T07:36:57.524-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU-0BuQCQDI/AAAAAAAAADc/xVGVnS9vi2k/s1600-h/030_moment.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU-0BuQCQDI/AAAAAAAAADc/xVGVnS9vi2k/s320/030_moment.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282638829617037362" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6322069104684055627?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-84806706193154551762008-12-20T19:20:00.000-08:002008-12-20T19:21:47.337-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU22Ou72y6I/AAAAAAAAADU/suRpDAaCzhQ/s1600-h/006_moment.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 237px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU22Ou72y6I/AAAAAAAAADU/suRpDAaCzhQ/s320/006_moment.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282078302208969634" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8480670619315455176?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-73718580816959672272008-12-20T19:17:00.000-08:002008-12-20T19:23:37.553-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU21hzxxBHI/AAAAAAAAADM/AyiLGQvJASA/s1600-h/pierce+brosnan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU21hzxxBHI/AAAAAAAAADM/AyiLGQvJASA/s320/pierce+brosnan.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282077530414711922" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7371858081695967227?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-65245709758206398412008-12-20T17:31:00.001-08:002008-12-20T17:39:47.374-08:00<div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 48px; "><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">O japonês estava em uma festa, quando viu uma loira maravilhosa.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">Ficou louco de vontade de paquerá-la, mas o problema é que estava receoso,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">pois tinha o pinto muito pequeno. Depois de um tempo resolveu investir.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">Aproximou-se e puxou conversa. Tanto fez que conseguiu levar a loira para um lugar mais reservado. Mão pra lá, mão pra cá, o clima esquentando, e o cara disse:</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Deixa, vai?<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Não, de jeito nenhum.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Deixa, rapidinho. . .<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Não - disse ela, irredutível.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Vai, deixa! - Só a pontinha, só a pontinha. . .<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Tá legal. Mas só a pontinha, hein?<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">Como ele tinha o pinto muito pequeno, não pensou duas vezes e colocou tudo.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">Ela adorou a sensação e gritou louca de tesão:<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Ai que delícia, coloca tudo, vai!<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">Ele parou e disse:<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">- Não senhora. Trato é trato.</span></div></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SU2d6SOKXII/AAAAAAAAAhg/APJp5zJfirE/s1600-h/1211069074_3_FT18603_gatinho_rindo.jpg"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 318px; height: 400px; " src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SU2d6SOKXII/AAAAAAAAAhg/APJp5zJfirE/s400/1211069074_3_FT18603_gatinho_rindo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282051562624670850" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:12px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">...</span></div></div></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6524570975820639841?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-56397819089200815832008-12-20T10:23:00.001-08:002008-12-20T10:25:05.036-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU04Xg_DBKI/AAAAAAAAADE/Hp4asXinivE/s1600-h/nicolas+cage.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 294px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU04Xg_DBKI/AAAAAAAAADE/Hp4asXinivE/s320/nicolas+cage.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281939914617980066" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5639781908920081583?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-62192680370032173662008-12-20T10:22:00.000-08:002008-12-20T10:23:28.775-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU04ENdB1zI/AAAAAAAAAC8/Hqw4djmTDmw/s1600-h/hahhy+potter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 304px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SU04ENdB1zI/AAAAAAAAAC8/Hqw4djmTDmw/s320/hahhy+potter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281939582957508402" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6219268037003217366?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-75894022567048742132008-12-19T22:05:00.001-08:002008-12-19T22:08:32.504-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pDRjIKafA9U/SUyLcJbqLII/AAAAAAAAAuU/jCVvnhs-8EA/s1600-h/michael-jackson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 230px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pDRjIKafA9U/SUyLcJbqLII/AAAAAAAAAuU/jCVvnhs-8EA/s400/michael-jackson.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281749778683276418" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7589402256704874213?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-58315565796149153072008-12-18T19:06:00.000-08:002008-12-18T19:07:54.180-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUsP95pY2FI/AAAAAAAAAC0/EiUK8AZIMR8/s1600-h/hermione.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUsP95pY2FI/AAAAAAAAAC0/EiUK8AZIMR8/s320/hermione.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281332544142891090" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5831556579614915307?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-58630387467976205582008-12-18T19:02:00.000-08:002008-12-18T19:06:05.104-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUsO5j5WFYI/AAAAAAAAACs/HHGSaF7nrSo/s1600-h/britney+spears.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUsO5j5WFYI/AAAAAAAAACs/HHGSaF7nrSo/s320/britney+spears.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281331370073134466" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5863038746797620558?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-58097580588202071382008-12-18T18:07:00.000-08:002008-12-18T18:23:27.362-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">Essa correria do dia a dia,estudos,sogras,chefes,etc ,nos deixa muito cansado não é?!Nós queremos é descanso!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCqHyQ5dI/AAAAAAAAAhI/DfK1A1F7gxQ/s1600-h/cansado.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCqHyQ5dI/AAAAAAAAAhI/DfK1A1F7gxQ/s400/cansado.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281317910689670610" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"> ...<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCp9iMskI/AAAAAAAAAhA/e-nRVVLYcWY/s1600-h/o-rei-cansado.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 288px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCp9iMskI/AAAAAAAAAhA/e-nRVVLYcWY/s400/o-rei-cansado.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281317907937931842" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCZBHRJoI/AAAAAAAAAg4/J00A398Su_w/s1600-h/cansado.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 172px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCZBHRJoI/AAAAAAAAAg4/J00A398Su_w/s400/cansado.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281317616840943234" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">E já que estamos em fim de ano,geralmente época de férias, o grupo AstinFun Fun desejam-lhes boas férias e bom descanço:<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCFRhOV6I/AAAAAAAAAgw/lGyFaImtd1o/s1600-h/MarisaMiller_ipod.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 294px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUsCFRhOV6I/AAAAAAAAAgw/lGyFaImtd1o/s400/MarisaMiller_ipod.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281317277647394722" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Não percam o post do Natal!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">HEHEHE</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Ufa...Cansei!!</span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5809758058820207138?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-16009478287296014672008-12-17T19:56:00.000-08:002008-12-17T19:57:39.341-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUnKIs0ys7I/AAAAAAAAACk/AFgAezLlz3M/s1600-h/freddie+mercury.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUnKIs0ys7I/AAAAAAAAACk/AFgAezLlz3M/s320/freddie+mercury.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280974288888968114" /></a><br /><br />Freddie Mercury<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1600947828729601467?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-15266878517800187982008-12-17T19:55:00.000-08:002008-12-17T19:56:36.717-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUnJ4pP5cCI/AAAAAAAAACc/cz5OAq1BeZo/s1600-h/linday+lohan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 305px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUnJ4pP5cCI/AAAAAAAAACc/cz5OAq1BeZo/s320/linday+lohan.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280974013051007010" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1526687851780018798?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-61729729450709304432008-12-17T10:14:00.000-08:002008-12-17T10:21:30.801-08:00<div><div style="text-align: center;">Cenas <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">impactantes</span> de um cão fugitivo:<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-7ce0c752bee00e6b" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D7ce0c752bee00e6b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329961487%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D85FA657EEDA93C75C09A1A85459374AC455782F8.2889D80068BB6F6FB3CDA724FC3C2A5F112CEAD9%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D7ce0c752bee00e6b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DiOe9PQS7cTpYThBszYS7Ah_GQbE&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v16.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D7ce0c752bee00e6b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329961487%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D85FA657EEDA93C75C09A1A85459374AC455782F8.2889D80068BB6F6FB3CDA724FC3C2A5F112CEAD9%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D7ce0c752bee00e6b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DiOe9PQS7cTpYThBszYS7Ah_GQbE&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> ...</div></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUlCM13yuHI/AAAAAAAAAgo/11gi1MFhb7M/s1600-h/1211069074_3_FT18603_gatinho_rindo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 318px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/SUlCM13yuHI/AAAAAAAAAgo/11gi1MFhb7M/s400/1211069074_3_FT18603_gatinho_rindo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280824826455570546" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"Dei Trela"</span><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6172972945070930443?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-34672829862156464452008-12-17T06:30:00.000-08:002008-12-17T06:31:38.217-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUkNL3FhXNI/AAAAAAAAACU/e45aC4c9dcU/s1600-h/scarlett+johansson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUkNL3FhXNI/AAAAAAAAACU/e45aC4c9dcU/s320/scarlett+johansson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280766535485447378" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3467282986215646445?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-36320859907203259672008-12-17T06:28:00.000-08:002008-12-17T06:30:30.610-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUkM4OqfjII/AAAAAAAAACM/fbJS5IoMS_0/s1600-h/angelina+jolie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 227px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUkM4OqfjII/AAAAAAAAACM/fbJS5IoMS_0/s320/angelina+jolie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280766198217149570" /></a><br /><br />Angelina Jolie?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3632085990720325967?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-18553704873076090812008-12-16T15:05:00.000-08:002008-12-16T15:07:46.306-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SUg0rKbC4WI/AAAAAAAAAVY/yEKMhuexUvY/s1600-h/vasco-camisa1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SUg0rKbC4WI/AAAAAAAAAVY/yEKMhuexUvY/s400/vasco-camisa1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280528479228715362" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1855370487307609081?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-43103074767170954972008-12-16T14:59:00.000-08:002008-12-16T15:00:47.637-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SUgzEdScdRI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/ah4Bjel6mVg/s1600-h/cambio-20091.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/SUgzEdScdRI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/ah4Bjel6mVg/s400/cambio-20091.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280526714766390546" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-4310307476717095497?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-78559758154414511892008-12-16T12:49:00.000-08:002008-12-16T12:52:26.076-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUgUnX8L6XI/AAAAAAAAACE/YavRidhjJQ4/s1600-h/novoqueen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUgUnX8L6XI/AAAAAAAAACE/YavRidhjJQ4/s320/novoqueen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280493229765814642" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7855975815441451189?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-36848471426053936402008-12-13T19:40:00.000-08:002008-12-13T19:41:43.000-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUSAWWDhNtI/AAAAAAAAAB8/A61r_GvOWBw/s1600-h/milho.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 215px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUSAWWDhNtI/AAAAAAAAAB8/A61r_GvOWBw/s320/milho.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279485784550880978" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3684847142605393640?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-49558112472754538152008-12-13T08:36:00.000-08:002008-12-13T08:39:23.921-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0oYtG-5ffw&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0oYtG-5ffw&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-4955811247275453815?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-90607519717503977882008-12-12T09:28:00.000-08:002008-12-12T09:29:03.838-08:00<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,19,0" width="600" height="500"><br /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0398_barata.swf"><br /> <param name="quality" value="high"><br /> <embed src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0398_barata.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600" height="500"></embed><br /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-9060751971750397788?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-10177380040712837262008-12-12T07:04:00.000-08:002008-12-12T07:09:37.547-08:00<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XCc6k59SvLQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XCc6k59SvLQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Hino do Hexa</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;">É festa na floresta encantada,</span><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Os bambis estão todos saltitantes de emoção.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">A alegria contagia a bixarada,<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">O Tricolor Paulista agora é hexa campeão.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Seis vezes brasileiro (Uhul),<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Três libertadores e <br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Três vezes mundial.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Enfia todos eles no seu cu (u u)<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">E vem aqui chupar o meu pau. [2x]<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">O São Paulo é campeão, caguei!<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Time de viado, time de gay! [2x]<br /></div></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1017738004071283726?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-55143915011416224272008-12-12T06:52:00.000-08:002008-12-12T07:04:10.674-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">Aviso mal entendido<br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://www.orapois.com.br/br/arquivos/20081102213348g.jpg" alt="Aviso mal entendido - by Kim" /><div><br /></div><div>...</div><div><br /></div><div>Não se reprima</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://www.orapois.com.br/br/arquivos/20092007084434g.jpg" alt="Não se reprima - by Quik" /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>...</div><div><br /></div><div>Bonito ele hein?!</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://www.orapois.com.br/br/arquivos/20070204142835g.jpg" alt="Muito Feio - by Joca" /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>...</div><div><br /></div><div>O Famoso Pé de Moleque</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><img src="http://www.orapois.com.br/br/arquivos/10122008084417g.jpg" alt="Pé De Moleque - by Binho" /></span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;">...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><br /></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5514391501141622427?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-36055772305028745972008-12-12T06:11:00.000-08:002008-12-12T06:12:41.313-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7XC-c70VyI&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7XC-c70VyI&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3605577230502874597?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-54669957656735287602008-12-12T05:25:00.000-08:002008-12-12T06:12:55.248-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUJmmKSYhKI/AAAAAAAAAB0/i3_aCM_TcHk/s1600-h/Quiz%2520paraolimpico1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 92px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/SUJmmKSYhKI/AAAAAAAAAB0/i3_aCM_TcHk/s320/Quiz%2520paraolimpico1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278894519014163618" /></a><div>Vi no<a href="http://www.kibeloco.com.br"> Kibeloco</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5466995765673528760?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-10605276465830248812008-12-11T11:15:00.000-08:002008-12-11T11:16:13.611-08:00<center><p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="460" height="209" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="base" value="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,19,0" /><param name="flashvars" value="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><param name="id" value="D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" /><param name="src" value="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0333_praystation.swf" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /><embed id="D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="460" height="209" src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0333_praystation.swf" bgcolor="#ffffff" flashvars="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" base="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,19,0"></embed></object></p><p style="text-align: center;"><p style="text-align: center;">Para quem não conhece o Dr.Pepper, clique <a href="http://blog.drpepper.com.br/" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('/outbound/blog.drpepper.com.br/');">AQUI.</a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1060527646583024881?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-89065894444923510832008-12-10T09:19:00.001-08:002008-12-10T09:19:51.037-08:00<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/30GeJHYoerk&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/30GeJHYoerk&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><br /><br />Várias habilidades, reunidas em um vídeo apenas.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8906589444492351083?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-78321334421831046082008-12-10T07:52:00.000-08:002008-12-10T07:54:48.326-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST_mAXPD-eI/AAAAAAAAAU8/wvVbz8evsxU/s1600-h/0392.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 150px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST_mAXPD-eI/AAAAAAAAAU8/wvVbz8evsxU/s400/0392.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278190182213089762" /></a>na compra de uma camisa do Fenômeno, ganhe seis bolas nas costas. otima promoção ! kkk<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7832133442183104608?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-58614458765848898912008-12-10T07:47:00.000-08:002008-12-10T07:49:31.301-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST_ku6jDuMI/AAAAAAAAAU0/DsiEmtpnGH4/s1600-h/sobe-desce-corinthians-vasco.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 373px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST_ku6jDuMI/AAAAAAAAAU0/DsiEmtpnGH4/s400/sobe-desce-corinthians-vasco.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278188782942927042" /></a>vi no <a href="http://www.kibeloco.com.br/">kibeloco</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5861445876584889891?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-23706924584732344032008-12-10T06:54:00.000-08:002008-12-10T06:55:41.965-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/ST_YT59ZD6I/AAAAAAAAABs/Ip33CjchKlk/s1600-h/comicbulemiauo7.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/ST_YT59ZD6I/AAAAAAAAABs/Ip33CjchKlk/s320/comicbulemiauo7.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278175124788940706" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-2370692458473234403?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-51062312478213756262008-12-09T16:24:00.001-08:002008-12-09T16:25:59.628-08:00<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8Ig3pE8Ir4&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8Ig3pE8Ir4&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Quase caiu!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5106231247821375626?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-77052659642614515472008-12-09T08:25:00.000-08:002008-12-09T08:27:32.015-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST6cZImhKmI/AAAAAAAAAUs/1ncXr7kOKfo/s1600-h/ATcAAAASedyH3OzOJ6qB5qKVYsUhf-d-WZJvHAse_3PJolu4xpWR-KqSTzqXTMu7R1rpKmdd1AM2Gyn8m1prxHSVk5AcAJtU9VAJ8l7nY3jpodVma8Kzl783sZBSGQ.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 323px; height: 122px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST6cZImhKmI/AAAAAAAAAUs/1ncXr7kOKfo/s400/ATcAAAASedyH3OzOJ6qB5qKVYsUhf-d-WZJvHAse_3PJolu4xpWR-KqSTzqXTMu7R1rpKmdd1AM2Gyn8m1prxHSVk5AcAJtU9VAJ8l7nY3jpodVma8Kzl783sZBSGQ.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277827768944503394" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7705265964261451547?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-38937534585474114352008-12-09T08:22:00.001-08:002008-12-09T08:25:00.309-08:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px; ">O que você faria se você estivesse pendurado de cabeça para baixo em uma árvore, amarrado por uma corda que está sendo queimada por uma vela e com um leão faminto à espera de sua carne, fresca, macia e sadia?</span><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST6bhVTirEI/AAAAAAAAAUk/Ye0VqAfVxu8/s1600-h/leao.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST6bhVTirEI/AAAAAAAAAUk/Ye0VqAfVxu8/s400/leao.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277826810281897026" /></a><p style="text-align: center;">.</p> <p style="text-align: center;">.</p> <p style="text-align: center;">.</p> <p style="text-align: center;">.</p> <p style="text-align: center;">.</p> <p style="text-align: center;">.</p> <p style="text-align: center;">Só cantar parabéns a você, e pronto, ta salvo</p><div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST6bYxw1_yI/AAAAAAAAAUc/L4uKQxqcOFE/s1600-h/leao+2.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST6bYxw1_yI/AAAAAAAAAUc/L4uKQxqcOFE/s400/leao+2.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277826663302168354" /></a>                                                                 kkkkkkkkkkkk</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3893753458547411435?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-60626309315567806632008-12-09T07:51:00.001-08:002008-12-09T07:51:41.132-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/ST6T-lMOllI/AAAAAAAAABk/eDBAjlxUA1Q/s1600-h/nozoo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 257px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/ST6T-lMOllI/AAAAAAAAABk/eDBAjlxUA1Q/s320/nozoo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277818516669371986" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6062630931556780663?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-9843705327232846372008-12-09T07:49:00.000-08:002008-12-09T07:50:28.354-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/ST6TrGrtUhI/AAAAAAAAABc/mDwB5mj2R14/s1600-h/ATgAAADiQ_eHVgMWJr-01ICtbf1Q6cSm-Urp78BeU9w1d2_gYzNbTAmc-1ff9Bs1k5ATqL3s4HwinWI0TMcMVOYnFeeoAJtU9VCO0G0xSJlgP6VrQAWPF2T67k5p6Q.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 138px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/ST6TrGrtUhI/AAAAAAAAABc/mDwB5mj2R14/s320/ATgAAADiQ_eHVgMWJr-01ICtbf1Q6cSm-Urp78BeU9w1d2_gYzNbTAmc-1ff9Bs1k5ATqL3s4HwinWI0TMcMVOYnFeeoAJtU9VCO0G0xSJlgP6VrQAWPF2T67k5p6Q.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277818182062395922" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-984370532723284637?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-50103015143715389412008-12-08T11:55:00.000-08:002008-12-08T11:57:21.919-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Antes do vôo, ao microfone, o piloto cumprimenta os passageiros:<br /><br /><br />-Senhores passageiros, por favor apertem o cinto, pois vamos decolar.<br /><br />Minutos depois:<br /><br />-Atenção passageiros, estamos a dez mil pés de altura, em velocidade de cruzeiro, tranquilo, podem relaxar, soltar os cintos, logo chegaremos ao destino e boa viagem.<br /><br />O piloto esquece de desligar o microfone e continua falando com o co-piloto:<br /><br />- Bom, vou acionar o piloto automático. Enquanto os idiotas lá atrás curtema viagem, vou tomar um cafezinho, fumar um cigarrinho, vou dar uma cagada e depois dar uma na gostosa da aeromoça!<br /><br />Percebendo a gafe, a aeromoça corre em direção à cabine para avisar, mas tropeça no corredor e cai ao lado de uma senhora, que diz:<br /><br />- Calma minha filha... ele vai cagar primeiro...</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5010301514371538941?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-45175531887480124132008-12-08T10:06:00.000-08:002008-12-08T10:10:23.662-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST1iTx7HaSI/AAAAAAAAAUE/m4U2ifkrp64/s1600-h/pt1.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 157px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST1iTx7HaSI/AAAAAAAAAUE/m4U2ifkrp64/s400/pt1.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277482430306412834" /></a><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST1imNRrYiI/AAAAAAAAAUM/tek-SCE99GE/s400/pt+2.bmp" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 157px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277482746886447650" /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST1iwJY80WI/AAAAAAAAAUU/stImfNC9reE/s400/pt+3.bmp" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 157px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277482917641900386" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-4517553188748012413?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-12827121673708153552008-12-08T09:00:00.000-08:002008-12-08T09:02:12.510-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST1S2k0kL_I/AAAAAAAAAT8/m-Qt2kI71R8/s1600-h/vasco.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/ST1S2k0kL_I/AAAAAAAAAT8/m-Qt2kI71R8/s400/vasco.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277465435898654706" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1282712167370815355?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-6587278291830364082008-12-08T07:22:00.000-08:002008-12-08T07:24:10.274-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Um homem tinha verdadeira paixão por feijão, mas ele lhe provocava muitos gases, criando situações embaraçosas sempre que o comia.<br />Um dia ele conheceu uma garota e se apaixonou.<br />Mas pensou:<br />Ela nunca vai se casar comigo se eu continuar desse jeito.<br />'Então fez um sacrifí cio enorme e deixou de comer feijão.<br />Pouco depois os dois se casaram.<br />Passados alguns meses, quando ele voltava para casa, seu carro quebrou.<br />Ele telefonou para a esposa e avisou que ia chegar mais tarde, pois voltaria a pé.<br />No caminho de volta para casa, passou por um restaurante e o aroma maravilhoso do feijão lhe atingiu em cheio.<br />Como ainda estava distante de casa, pensou que qualquer efeito negativo passaria antes de chegar.<br />Então entrou e comeu três pratos fundos de feijão.<br />Durante todo o caminho, foi para casa peidando, feliz da vida.<br />E quando chegou já se sentia bem melhor.<br />A esposa o encontrou na porta e parecia bastante excitada.<br />Ela disse:<br />'Querido, o jantar hoje é uma surpresa.'Então ela lhe colocou uma venda nos olhos e o levou até a mesa, fazendo-o sentar-se na cabeceira.<br />Nesse momento, aflito, ele pressentiu que havia um novo peido a caminho.<br />Quando a esposa estava prestes a lhe remover a venda, o telefone tocou ela foi atender, mas antes o fez prometer que não tiraria a venda enquanto não voltasse.<br />Ele, claro, aproveitou a oportunidade.<br />E, assim que ficou sozinho, jogando seu peso para apenas uma perna, soltou um senhor peido.<br />Não foi apenas alto, mas também longo e picotado.<br />Parecia um ovo fritando.<br />Com dificuldade para respirar, devido a venda apertada, ele tateou na mesa procurando um guardanapo e começou a abanar o ar em volta de si, para espantar o cheiro.<br />Mas, logo em seguida, teve vontade de soltar outro.<br />Levantou a perna e...<br />RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!...<br />Esse, então, soou como um motor a diesel pegando e cheirou ainda pior!...<br />Esperando que o odor se dissipasse, ele voltou a sacudir os braços e o guardanapo, frenéticamente, numa animada e ridí cula coreografia.<br />E quando pensou que tudo voltaria ao normal, lá veio a vontade outra vez.<br />Como ouvia a mulher, lá dentro, continuando a falar no telefone, não teve dúvidas: jogou o peso sobre a outra perna e mandou ver.<br />Desta vez merecia medalha de ouro na categoria.<br />Enxofre puro.<br />As janelas vibraram, a louça na mesa sacudiu, e em dez segundos as flores no vaso sobre a mesa estavam mortas.<br />Ouvido atento a conversa da mulher no telefone, e mantendo a promessa de nãoo tirar a venda, continuou peidando e abanando os braços por mais uns três minutos.<br />Quando ouviu a mulher se despedir no telefone, já estavatotalmente aliviado.<br />Colocou o guardanapo suavemente no colo, cruzou as mãos sobre ele e chegou a sorrir vitorioso, estampando no rosto a inocencia de um anjo.<br />Então a esposa voltou a sala, pedindo desculpas por ter demorado tanto ao telefone, e lhe perguntou se ele havia tirado a venda e olhado a mesa de jantar.<br />Quando teve a certeza de que isso não havia acontecido, ela própria lhe removeu a venda e gritou:<br />'SURPRESAAAA! '<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">'E ele, finalmente, deu de cara com os doze convidados sentados a mesa para comemorar seu aniversário!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-658727829183036408?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-73747940086420991872008-12-08T02:57:00.000-08:002008-12-08T02:58:53.687-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STz9uL4kH8I/AAAAAAAAAT0/ZPWFKuLMrNc/s1600-h/cristo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STz9uL4kH8I/AAAAAAAAAT0/ZPWFKuLMrNc/s400/cristo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277371833277226946" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7374794008642099187?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-31332073167408698882008-12-05T04:47:00.000-08:002008-12-05T04:55:47.581-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pDRjIKafA9U/STkkZjvDh9I/AAAAAAAAAuM/yNeBL5xsMyE/s1600-h/2cam_joaozinho.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 128px; height: 172px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pDRjIKafA9U/STkkZjvDh9I/AAAAAAAAAuM/yNeBL5xsMyE/s400/2cam_joaozinho.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276288459949180882" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:'Segoe UI';"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Durante a aula de Boas Maneiras, diz a professora: <br /></span></span></div><div><span style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />- Zézinho, se você estivesse namorando uma moça fina e educada e, durante o jantar, precisasse ir ao banheiro, o que diria? <br /><br />- Segura as pontas aí que eu vou dar uma mijadinha. <br /><br />- Isso seria uma grosseria, uma completa falta de educação. <br /><br />- Juquinha, como você diria? <br /><br />- Me desculpa, preciso ir ao banheiro, mas já volto. <br /><br />- Melhor, mas é desagradável mencionar o banheiro durante as refeições. <br /><br />E você, Joãozinho, seria capaz de usar sua inteligência para, ao menos uma vez, mostrar boas maneiras? <br /><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="line-height: normal; "></span> - Eu diria: 'Minha prezada senhorita, peço licença para ausentar-me por um momento, pois vou estender a mão a um grande amigo que pretendo lhe apresentar depois do jantar'</span></span></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3133207316740869888?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-85664918265860182662008-12-04T08:36:00.000-08:002008-12-04T08:57:19.187-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">Dia de Azar??Stress pra que??<br /></div><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qWDFAdRrJBE&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qWDFAdRrJBE&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">....<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Olhe sempre para os dois lados quando for atravessar a rua.<br /></div><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SBTyDnAW0yY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SBTyDnAW0yY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">...<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Tem dias que nada dá certo!<br /></div><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kskQtOr0cJE&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kskQtOr0cJE&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">...<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Comedor de vaquinhas!<br /></div><br /><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/paNPdfJlne8&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/paNPdfJlne8&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8566491826586018266?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-39465535947641058802008-12-04T06:22:00.000-08:002008-12-04T06:25:19.480-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STfn6ek_9RI/AAAAAAAAATs/9k9WPJiUitI/s1600-h/sorte+d+hj.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 50px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STfn6ek_9RI/AAAAAAAAATs/9k9WPJiUitI/s400/sorte+d+hj.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275940480314504466" /></a><br /><div>mais que sorte ein, pq se o orkut não tivesse me alertado, eu teria tentado  ¬ kkk<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-3946553594764105880?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-72727060844028583912008-12-04T05:40:00.000-08:002008-12-04T06:10:01.817-08:00<div>Pode parecer estranho, mas realmente é verdade, foi destinada ao delegado local, que na epoca era um parente meu (diretor da policia do estado), e por ser algo inusidado e sem cabimento nenhum, está para todo lado na Internet, tanto como Humor, quanto para estudos de descendencia em Direito.</div><div>Segue a carta, retirada de um jornal, pois a original, não se sabe o localização:</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pDRjIKafA9U/STfj4eobHOI/AAAAAAAAAt8/3Wkm1dy6Eqs/s1600-h/ATgAAABYpk-b6GEKiIDVepBFBkobSV3EbR6n3W8oH4iabRipQZeton1Q4eLKt8DGmxkhUwKUoQtL7QBerWx5OOZbnYizAJtU9VA5sJxzTatyG0k_ZZ1ZMniPLQ9CjA.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 325px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pDRjIKafA9U/STfj4eobHOI/AAAAAAAAAt8/3Wkm1dy6Eqs/s400/ATgAAABYpk-b6GEKiIDVepBFBkobSV3EbR6n3W8oH4iabRipQZeton1Q4eLKt8DGmxkhUwKUoQtL7QBerWx5OOZbnYizAJtU9VA5sJxzTatyG0k_ZZ1ZMniPLQ9CjA.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275936047922617570" /></a>Como a vida é dura ...<br /><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7272706084402858391?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-13097345929810482722008-12-03T12:24:00.001-08:002008-12-03T12:28:06.535-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/STbrm-HHp2I/AAAAAAAAAgg/Rj3HnTeolv8/s1600-h/Amor.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275663068251531106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 268px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TE28UdZC2vI/STbrm-HHp2I/AAAAAAAAAgg/Rj3HnTeolv8/s400/Amor.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">Isso é que é amor hein?!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1309734592981048272?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PiKihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314912296954438453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-18639904475601054322008-12-03T11:39:00.001-08:002008-12-03T11:41:34.421-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STbg3Nn43fI/AAAAAAAAATk/QOGr1rR2dpI/s1600-h/PINTO.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STbg3Nn43fI/AAAAAAAAATk/QOGr1rR2dpI/s400/PINTO.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275651252665507314" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1863990447560105432?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-66772078530893630522008-12-03T11:32:00.000-08:002008-12-03T12:28:18.420-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STbe9XP3PhI/AAAAAAAAABM/aHNcpjbao7Y/s1600-h/ATcAAAA3w3i_Zrm7ZMjI9aU_XYx4vzoDYKO-3WXP9zCXrwB5-ls6suZCc0RDrhKgC2GG2Y1ciC_VWZake7fPSrUX9DAZAJtU9VChldUt8Kako6bryZjvJB6qaOsuew.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275649159305051666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 120px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STbe9XP3PhI/AAAAAAAAABM/aHNcpjbao7Y/s320/ATcAAAA3w3i_Zrm7ZMjI9aU_XYx4vzoDYKO-3WXP9zCXrwB5-ls6suZCc0RDrhKgC2GG2Y1ciC_VWZake7fPSrUX9DAZAJtU9VChldUt8Kako6bryZjvJB6qaOsuew.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-6677207853089363052?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-55554987671339746762008-12-03T07:40:00.000-08:002008-12-03T07:41:43.510-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STaoqNLf_6I/AAAAAAAAATQ/2EIAjT4qwyc/s1600-h/ATgAAADmf2YQWrWGg6bvItc9I2gWCIWsBAW0q6ANiG2XbqAY5jayZ3p32QdOi77M9nrFwV7e-q6dxCPA-wYdGoPFR_cfAJtU9VA9PZW6sZtQeaBqNzYXwiaY_tB8yQ.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 104px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STaoqNLf_6I/AAAAAAAAATQ/2EIAjT4qwyc/s400/ATgAAADmf2YQWrWGg6bvItc9I2gWCIWsBAW0q6ANiG2XbqAY5jayZ3p32QdOi77M9nrFwV7e-q6dxCPA-wYdGoPFR_cfAJtU9VA9PZW6sZtQeaBqNzYXwiaY_tB8yQ.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275589456556982178" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5555498767133974676?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-26102279436245620072008-12-03T06:47:00.000-08:002008-12-03T06:50:25.608-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 'Segoe UI'; font-size: 13px; "><div id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_yiv1903419818"><div dir="ltr"><div class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_gmail_quote"><div><strong><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Um homem tinha três namoradas e não sabia com qual delas deveria se casar. </span></span></strong><b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Resolveu, então, fazer um teste para ver qual estava mais apta a ser sua mulher. </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Tirou R$ 15 mil do banco, deu R$ 5 mil para cada uma e disse:</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">- Gastem com o que quiserem. </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A primeira foi ao shopping, comprou roupas, jóias, foi ao cabeleireiro,salão de beleza, etc.. Voltou para o homem e disse: </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">- Gastei todo o seu dinheiro assim para ficar mais bonita para você, para lhe agradar.Tudo isso porque amo você.</span></span></strong></span></b><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="line-height: normal; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Times New Roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span></span></div><b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A segunda foi ao mesmo shopping, comprou roupas para ele, um CD player,uma televisão tela plana, dois pares de tênis para jogar basquete, tacos de golfe e filmes pornô. </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Voltou para o homem e disse:</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">- Gastei todo o seu dinheiro assim para lhe fazer mais feliz, lhe agradar.Tudo isso porque amo você.</span></span></strong></span></b><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="line-height: normal; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Times New Roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div></div><b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A terceira pegou o dinheiro e aplicou em ações. </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Em três dias duplicou o investido, retornou os R$ 5 mil para o homem e disse: </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">- Apliquei o seu dinheiro e ganhei o meu. Agora, se eu gastar, não será do seu dinheiro. Tudo isso porque eu amo você. </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> Então o homem pensou,</span></span></strong></span></b><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><span style="line-height: normal; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Times New Roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div></div><b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou.... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; 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"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou.... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou.... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou.... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; 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"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou.... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Pensou ....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">  Pensou....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">    Pensou.</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; 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"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">                Pensou....</span></span></strong></span></b><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Tahoma; "></span></span></strong><div></div><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">TÁ QUASE CHEGANDO A UMA CONCLUSÃO!!!</span></span></strong><b><span style="color: red; font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span></span></b><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma; "></span></span></strong><div></div><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma; "></span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span><div></div><strong><span style="color: navy; 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"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">   Pensou....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">   Pensou.... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">   Pensou....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">   Pensou....</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> <br /></span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">   Pensou ..</span></span></strong></span><span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Times New Roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span></b><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br /></span></span><span><strong><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span style="line-height: normal; color:#ff0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: normal; color:#ff0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">E escolheu aquela que tinha a bunda maior!! </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-2610227943624562007?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-2156000682671240522008-12-02T18:19:00.001-08:002008-12-02T18:19:44.983-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STXsrLaZuLI/AAAAAAAAABE/VDpY-Mx6zcM/s1600-h/ATgAAADp571M1Pr5-eFIqd3oHrkozA32XIMqVLnjLmp0kWNRIbGNmJyGNmp4r6mMTsy_IJ4EAX6KXYXCRofyLOn6YO1uAJtU9VCCkSqYb2e14erQYIYECkA6oEIrhA.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STXsrLaZuLI/AAAAAAAAABE/VDpY-Mx6zcM/s320/ATgAAADp571M1Pr5-eFIqd3oHrkozA32XIMqVLnjLmp0kWNRIbGNmJyGNmp4r6mMTsy_IJ4EAX6KXYXCRofyLOn6YO1uAJtU9VCCkSqYb2e14erQYIYECkA6oEIrhA.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275382765076461746" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-215600068267124052?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-15178887841811864682008-12-02T16:04:00.000-08:002008-12-02T16:05:39.618-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STXNHnDhebI/AAAAAAAAAA8/QvlVDwv8U2M/s1600-h/brenno.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STXNHnDhebI/AAAAAAAAAA8/QvlVDwv8U2M/s320/brenno.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275348069160942002" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-1517888784181186468?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-48137900338789498482008-12-02T14:07:00.000-08:002008-12-02T14:08:54.363-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STWx01U0KPI/AAAAAAAAAA0/6xtY37caZHs/s1600-h/kkk.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STWx01U0KPI/AAAAAAAAAA0/6xtY37caZHs/s320/kkk.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275318059760101618" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-4813790033878949848?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-50238448222684894162008-12-02T11:31:00.000-08:002008-12-02T11:33:52.345-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STWNjVKYFJI/AAAAAAAAATI/U0y-vSJWA7A/s1600-h/56.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STWNjVKYFJI/AAAAAAAAATI/U0y-vSJWA7A/s400/56.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275278176650007698" /></a><br />Para quem nao consiguiu acessar o resultado da ufg, foi feito um topico de ajuda, que não ajudou muito.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-5023844822268489416?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-84047712529797218872008-12-02T08:13:00.000-08:002008-12-02T08:15:00.368-08:00<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STVe6BW0LsI/AAAAAAAAATA/m4F6Br14S7Y/s1600-h/aeaeada.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 206px; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STVe6BW0LsI/AAAAAAAAATA/m4F6Br14S7Y/s400/aeaeada.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275226889423957698" /></a>KkK<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-8404771252979721887?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lukinhasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-54721561265486788542008-12-02T08:03:00.000-08:002008-12-02T08:04:10.605-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NZWk1Oz8KQQ/STVcaikXD3I/AAAAAAAAAAs/7vnfNT0DrJ4/s1600-h/ATgAAADNmguoYzDDqSdFzGZ8bSREnufEAvY9HLk5YuzrO2TNTrx5dTOfW_gHL4kD8yIOTNtkvmsCMej9UaTudY0Ln_Q6AJtU9VDNC0UbG5thBTK4HS5UYH5HwVfx_A.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; 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font-family:'Segoe UI';font-size:13px;"><strong><span>Relatório com as observações da Bruninha (de 8 anos de idade), depois de ter recebido da sua mãe a espinhosa missão de vigiar escondida, sua irmã Suzana (17 anos), que teve permissão de sua severa mãe para namorar no sofá da sala. Abaixo segue seu ingênuo  detalhado relatório de tudo que viu, ouviu e sentiu. </span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span><br /></span></strong></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:'Segoe UI';font-size:13px;"><strong><span>'Para mamãe:</span></strong><b><span><br /></span></b><strong><span>Mãe, a Suzana e o namorado apagaram a maior parte das luzes e se sentaram no sofá. Ele chegou perto dela e começou a abraçá-la.</span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>Suzana deve ter começado a ficar doente, porque seu rosto começou a ficar verrmelho. O Namorado dela deve ter percebido que ela começava a passar mal, porque ele colocou a mão dele dentro da blusa dela, acho que</span></strong><b><span>  </span></b><strong><span>pra sentir seu coração. Só que ele demorou muito pra encontrá-lo!!!</span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>Aí, foi ele quem começou a ficar doente, porque os dois começaram a ficar ofegantes, com pouca respiração. Acho que a mão dele estava fria, porque ele a colocou por dentro da saia da Suzana,  que deitou no sofá dizendo que estava muito quente.</span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>Depois de algum tempo consegui ver o que estava deixando os dois doentes: uma cobra enorme tinha saltado do bolso da calça dele, era muito grande, devia ter uns 20cm de comprimento.</span></strong><b><span><br /></span></b><strong><span>Foi então que Suzana agarrou a cobra com as duas mãos, acho que para evitar que ela fugisse, e disse que era a maior que já tinha visto. </span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>Derepente a Suzana deve ter ficado maluca, porque ela tentou comer a cobra.</span></strong><b><span><br /></span></b><strong><span>Colocou ela inteirinha na boca e ficou tentando engolir. Acho que cobra é</span></strong><b><span>  </span></b><strong><span>uma coisa muito dura e ruim de comer, principalmente viva, porque depois de um tempão a cobra vomitou e saiu da boca da</span></strong><b><span>  </span></b><strong><span>Suzana ainda inteirinha!!!</span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>O namorado da Suzana então, enfiou a cobra num saco plástico tentando sufocá-la, daí a Suzana tentou ajudá-lo e deitou prendendo a cobra entre as pernas, enquanto o namorado deitava em cima dela. Eles ficaram tentando esmagar a cobra entre eles.</span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>Mãe, eu confesso que fiquei assustada porque a Suzana gritava tanto e se contorcia toda. Depois de muito tempo os dois soltaram um suspiro de alívio.</span></strong><b><span><br /></span></b><strong><span>Acho que conseguiram matar a cobra, porque eu a vi pendurada abaixo da barriga do namorado da Suzana. A Suzana e o namorado sentaram no sofá e começaram a se beijar e, quero que um raio caia na minha cabeça, se a cobra morta não ressuscitou e eles começaram a  batalha novamente.</span></strong><span><br /></span><span> </span><strong><span>Acho que o namorado estava cansado, pois foi a Suzana que tentou esmagar a cobra sentando em cima dela. Imagino que a Suzana é muito fraquinha, porque depois de algum tempo o namorado pediu para ela deitar de bruços e voltou a tentar esmagar a cobra, mas dessa vez com muita força.</span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>Fiquei preocupada, porque a Suzana gritava muito, porém a vontade de matar a cobra era tanta que ela gritava: 'Vai,vai... Não pára, não pára'.</span></strong><b><span><br /></span></b><strong><span>Depois de uns 40 minutos enfim o alívio: a cobra morreu! O namorado da Suzana disse que tava todo esfolado e jogou a pele da cobra pela janela. </span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span>Mãe, eu estava pensando, acho que as cobras são como gatos, tem sete vidas ou mais...'</span></strong><span><br /></span><strong><span><br /></span></strong></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:'Segoe UI';font-size:13px;"><strong><span>A<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><strong><span>ss:</span></strong><b><span>  </span></b></span></span></strong></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:'Segoe UI';font-size:13px;"><strong><span>Bruninha.</span></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-2629933216410500362?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TAVARES, T.L.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14612629462599857148noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-72048405327945938162008-12-01T11:03:00.000-08:002008-12-01T11:06:02.882-08:00<iframe width="339" height="299" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" src="http://charges.uol.com.br/charge-share/2003/12/14/espinha-e-fimose-no-elevador-do-shopping/"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6423366834989460989-7204840532794593816?l=astinfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brenno Mendesnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6423366834989460989.post-77956705484919882312008-12-01T09:42:00.000-08:002008-12-01T09:46:30.950-08:00<div>ki nos <a href="http://http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Community.aspx?cmm=29796695">Estados Unidos até mendigo fala inglês</a>, eu já sabia, mas ki h2O nao é agua eu so fui descobrir agora!<br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ftOpX50Hwu0/STQidIJdM_I/AAAAAAAAAS4/_KVuMVW1dzo/s1600-h/Untitled+2.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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